If Week 8 taught us anything, it’s that the NFL is just one giant parlay — equal parts brilliance, heartbreak, and “who the hell bet on that?” Let’s break it down, sportsbook-style.

On the other side, the Giants are handing the keys to Jaxson Dart, the young QB who’s looked surprisingly confident despite everything around him being on fire. He’s shown flashes of being the guy — planting his flag as a potential franchise centerpiece. And then there’s Skattebo. Fun to say. Fun to watch. Less fun to tackle.