Washington finally got some firepower back with Deebo Samuel and Terry McLaurin returning, but without Jayden Daniels under center, it didn’t matter much. The offense sputtered like a bad teaser bet.

If Week 8 taught us anything, it’s that the NFL is just one giant parlay — equal parts brilliance, heartbreak, and “who the hell bet on that?” Let’s break it down, sportsbook-style.