The 1980s Seem to Have Everything

Ah, the 1980s — a decade so gloriously over-the-top it’s a wonder we didn’t all float away on a cloud of hairspray. We had shoulder pads so wide they could be used as landing strips for remote-control planes. Phones were roughly the size of a shoebox, and weighed about the same, making every call a bicep workout. Music videos on MTV ran 24/7, and if you didn’t own at least one cassette tape that got eaten by your stereo, you weren’t truly living. The 1980s seem to have everything!

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By the way, some of the millennial Safe Online Gaming writers are looking at this author while he is sharpening his No. 2 pencil to take notes on what we need to share with our gamers! Besides, this author gets most of his gambling blog ideas off the back of a cereal box. Mikey wasn't the only one who liked it. And whatever happened to the prizes buried at the bottom. That was a great way to get kids to wake up and be the first one to open the box!

We had malls — gigantic, neon-lit temples where teenagers roamed free like majestic, permed creatures. Arcades swallowed our quarters faster than Pac-Man swallowed dots. And let’s not forget the miracle of the VHS tape, which let us watch The Breakfast Club over and over… until the tape wore out. (Don't you forget about me!) Insert fist pump high in the air as we conclude our staff meeting!

Yes, the 80s were spectacular. But let’s be honest — they were missing one thing: online casinos. Imagine being able to slip into your parachute pants, log onto your computer, and enjoy Sugar Shack, Reel Lucky U Casino, Sweepstakes Online, or Play Sweeps Now Casino without leaving your couch. Instead of pumping endless quarters into a Galaga machine, you could’ve been winning real money from the comfort of your beanbag chair.

Today, we can still celebrate all that was great about the 80s — the fashion, the music, the inexplicable popularity of Tab cola — but now we can do it with the bonus of safe, secure, and exciting online gambling. So crank up your boombox, slap on those Ray-Bans, and spin the virtual roulette wheel. The 80s spirit lives on… but now the jackpot is just a click away. The 1980s seem to have everything, except safe online gaming!