Setting the Odds on Taylor Swift’s New Album Track List

Taylor Swift drops her new album tomorrow, and while the Swifties are ready to decode hidden meanings in the liner notes, we at Safe Online Gaming know the real fun is in the betting markets. Forget prop bets on the Super Bowl coin toss — the smart money’s on predicting what these track titles will be.

Here are the opening lines:

“Denouncing Blake Lively” – +150 They were besties once… but every friendship has a shelf life. Blake name dropped her a little too much in her latest scandal.

“My Future Brother-In-Law Is Cooler Than My Fiancé” – +200 This one feels inevitable. Travis Kelce might be the tight end, but his brother Jason is the one America actually wants to grab a beer with. Sorry, Trav.

“I Could Probably Convince Grown Women to Rob a Bank” – +350Let’s be real: if Taylor hopped on Instagram Live and said, “Meet me at First National at noon,” every branch in America would be emptied in 15 minutes.

“Me at Super Bowl Halftime Isn’t Looking So Bad (Bunny) Now, Is It?” – +400 The blowback to the Puerto Rican star has shown that America would rather have Taylor belting All Too Well at midfield while Travis Kelce tries to keep up with the choreography. It has also proven that an alarmingly large portion of the population doesn't know what a U.S. citizen is.

“I’ve Been Dethroned by a Cartoon Korean Band” – +600 Yes, BTS once beat her for a Billboard award and that context probably didn't help sway her opinion of Korean music when Huntr/x sent her spotify plays plummeting down. Let's be honest, only Taylor could make that "I wanna be neenja" song sound good.

“Why Drive When You Could Fly?” – +800 Is it about heartbreak? Freedom? Her private jet logs? Who knows. But it’s definitely not about saving the environment.

“The Blue Man Group Sucks” – +1200 Finally, someone says it. Imagine a whole chorus about “gasping oompa-loompas painted blue, banging on pipes, haunting my dreams.” Grammy incoming.

📊 Betting Notes

• Expect hidden tracks, because Swift can’t resist Easter eggs. Odds are +250 that one is literally just her cat meowing for three minutes.

• Album title parlays are risky, but if you nail “Blake Lively diss + Kelce family drama + Blue Man Group slander,” the payout is generational wealth.

Final Thought

Taylor’s new album will dominate streaming, spark memes, and cause at least three ex-boyfriends to deactivate Instagram. But for us gamblers, the real joy is treating her track list like it’s Sunday Night Football.

And remember: unlike betting on how many touchdowns Tua won’t throw, at least these odds can’t concuss you.

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