Happy Days Ahead

There is no better way to start a Monday than sharing that there will be happy days ahead. Sure, the stock market is crashing, a majority of March Madness Brackets picked Duke to beat Houston (Safe Online Gaming correctly predicted Houston to win), the woke remake of Snow White was a bust at the box office, and the Dallas Cowboys have just made a trade for another unproven backup quarterback giving up a coveted draft pick. Yet, Safe Online Gaming is excited about the future and you should be too!

Choose Happiness Today with Online Gambling Casinos

Most people would turn on the news this morning, and might think of an excuse to call in sick. However, the stock market has always jumped much higher after experiencing a bear market. Now is the time to buy stocks cheap. If you listened to our picks, you would have had a perfect Final Four bracket, and Houston will make you a lot of money by winning it all. Snow White will always be better as a cartoon, and the actress is a jerk anyway. Besides Gal Gadot is much more beautiful, even as the Evil Queen. Unfortunately, the Dallas Cowboys will continue to be a problem, but it could be worse. You could be a Browns fan! Yet, there are still happy days ahead with online casinos such as Sugar Shack, Caliente Casino and other safe and secure online casinos operated in the United States that protect your identity.

That's right. In a world where China continues to try to steal Americans identity, online casinos that operate in America have taken great measures to protect its players allowing you to have more fun. Players can find their favorite online slots, poker, craps, roulette, blackjack and other exciting sweepstakes games from their phone or laptop in the comfort of their home or office. You don't even have to leave the house when you pull the lever, roll the dice, play a card or place a bet on your favorite number.

Just think about that for a moment. If you wanted to gamble, you had to go to Vegas, Atlantic City or a smokey casino on a reservation where you are served overprice watered down drinks and had to pay a premium to the reservation just to place a bet. Not to mention, traditional onsite casinos put in measures to distract you from winning! No longer are players at a disadvantage because you have choices and can control your environment.

So if you do decide to call in sick because you are disturbed by what's on the news, turn off the television, and enjoy a nice day in an online casino. There are certainly happy days ahead, especially when you give yourself a much better chance at hitting the JACKPOT. Just be sure to do your research, set your limits and have fun! To start the road to happiness, we decided to show off a great picture of Ms. Gadot as Wonder Woman (we know our editor will like it)!